A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old girl.
"Really? " said the doctor. "You're healthy enough, I suppose, but take my advice. If you want a happy marriage, you should take in a boarder. Do you know what I mean?
"The old man says, "OK, doc. I'll think about it. "
Six months later, the doctor meets the old man on the street and asks him how his new marriage is working out.
"Great doc! In fact, my wife is pregnant."
The doctor nods approvingly and says, "So you took my advice and took in a boarder?
"The old man winked and said, "Yep, and she's pregnant too! "
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