The Dancing Couple Joke

It was the annual dance at the town hall and a couple were dancing very close together.

After a while the girl whispered in his ear, “Why don’t we go outside to the car?”

“Oh I don’t know,” he said. “I like dancing.”

But the girl continued to coax him and eventually he agreed. When they got outside it was pitch black so the man produced a torch from his pocket.

“Have you had that torch with you all night?” she asked.

“Yes,” he said.

“Oh well, in that case let’s go back to the dance